My father, who is a carpenter, was all, “this table can’t be fixed”.
I fixed it.
Today on the National Weather Service’s website.
Then there’s this
i’m done
I feel like they have been waiting to reach the letter k for a very long time
they have reached the letter k
it was called Katrina, maybe you’ve heard of it
they get through most of the alphabet every year, douchebag. no one forgot katrina
Hercules lyrics baffled me. Until now.
I can’t even tell you how excited I was today when I finally got the joke:
“Now nouveau-riche and famous he can tell you what’s a Grecian urn!”
Get it? I didn’t.
“What’s a Grecian Urn?”
“I don’t know. What?”
“Oh, not much.”
Urn. Earn.
Badum-cha.
One of my greatest dreams is that one day, people will make gif sets of me doing regular face things, but thinking I look amazing.
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My 3 best friends
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
penny, please escort him to the door.
CHIP. HOW COULD YOU [GASP]
We don’t need any of your remarks, Used Napkin!](http://24.media.tumblr.com/7a29869776eee366e56866a53b82889f/tumblr_mlmp9sRRol1s5i6fao1_250.jpg)
My 3 best friends
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND THIS
penny, please escort him to the door.
CHIP. HOW COULD YOU [GASP]
We don’t need any of your remarks, Used Napkin!
There should totally be such a thing as the opposite of valentine’s conversation hearts.
They’d say things like:
“Don’t make me call the cops”
“Pervert”
“Ain’t gonna happen”
I call them “Honey No”s.
Has anyone ever asked Phil Collins what the word “sussudio” means and why he feels so good when he says it?
I just thought I’d let it be known that this is a thing that exists. Heat wraps for your tummy when you have period pains.
Ingenious.
what if there was no backspace key and you had to live with your mistakes forever
A typewriter, that thing you’re thinking, it’s a typewriter
I was actually thinking of a computer without a backspace key
also, typewriters have a backspace, jackass
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